Eight pirates, one ship, a mushroom cloud on the horizon — and the bar is still open.
Friends · Beer · Rum
New album · Out now
Eleven rounds of horn-driven chaos about pirates, pints and the people you'd want next to you when the sky catches fire. Recorded on deck in three sleepless weeks, mixed louder than the captain allowed, and dedicated to everyone who ever shouted "one more!" at closing time.
If the world ends tomorrow, this is what's playing tonight.
Side A is the party · Side B is the storm
✕ — Featuring the singles "Last Call Tonight" & "I'm Becoming A Pirate" — ✕
Eight hands on deck — as seen on the cover
Lead vocals · Tankard · Tricorne
Front and centre, mug raised. Sings like the ship is already sinking. It usually is.
Fiddle
Plays reels at punk speed in a striped shirt. The bow is on its ninth life.
Trombone
The slide goes further than his patience. Both run out nightly.
Shout vocals · Pint duty
Green mohawk, beer in hand, volume permanently at eleven.
Accordion
The most Irish sound on board, pressed against a wall of distortion.
Bass · Kilt
Holds down the low end and the band. Mostly the band.
Drums · Sunglasses at sea
Hits like a broadside. Counts to four, occasionally.
Bagpipes · Beard
Red beard, full kilt, lungs of a hurricane. The pipes have a parental advisory sticker.
Below deck · The ship's tavern